Ormardu's Wisdom and Advice

'Ello

Sozrry, I'lls talk softa

I's is writing this page to tell yous all about what I's thinks about the world and its lunch peoples.

I's am an Ogre. That means I's look like this.

I's am a young Ogre, but that does not mean I's is not a good hard warrior.

 

I live in Avalon at Castle Camelot. My Boss is King Rhino Kahzad. He is me drinkin Companion, fellow Clan McEwan member, and friend. We's been through a lot together.

I's is also an Incanta of Avalon. I belive in da land and all da lunch fhings dat live on it. AS an Incanta I get ta hob-nob with famous bods like da head of da Incanta's Guild Durith who looks a lots like dhis   It's fun!

 

My full titles (for those peoples who follow these fings) is:
Sir Ormardu McEwan da Ogre,
Member of Clan McEwan, 2IC of the Lions Defenders, Justicar of The One, Honoray Member of the Phoenix Guards, Incanta of Avalon, Member of the Hall of Champions, Private, 2nd Armoured Divison of the Rancid Tusks Tribe, Doctor of Food and Haflin at the Uni of Galfese, Knight of Avalon, Member of the Household of Camelot, Companion and Defender of King Rhino Kahzad.

And I's is damm pround of it's!!!!

Ormdaru's Wisdom

The Lions is the best of the factions. Let noone tell ya differant, and ifs they do- hit 'em
Rhino is the most excellant faction leader- Jo and Bish are cool too.
Meat is best cooked- so's I keep telling myself
Small furry things, if found in trees are sqerialls and dont cook well
Ogres has Layers- we peal dem off befores we eat da Knights
Humans with sword, don't like you tring to eat their wives
None says 'here Ogre, good Ogre' to me face and lives
Rhino is a freind. Lions are friends of Rhino= Lions are my friends too
Don't eat members of your own faction - people remember
Small anooyin things is children not running lunch packs Beer is good.
Wine is good
Water tastes horrible. Friut juice is worse!
Nothing tastes as good as your first Haflin of da day
Terror is also a form of communication
 


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